February 2012
41 posts
Never thought i’d be writing English coursework on LOLcats and trolling…
my insurance starts again tomorrow! dfbcvnmjf I...
didn’t even realise the time. oh well i’ll just nap all of tomorrow.
unsexual:
roses are red
apples are green
im not emo
im scene
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
been sat watching skins and eating sensations all day. need a life.
my auntie sends me a valentines card every year and denies it every year even through the postal stamp says ‘Wiltshire’ every year, aw…
my diet consists of soup, monster munch, nandos...
freakinbogus:
people always ask me why i eat so healthily
and i finally worked out the answer!!!
basically, i really really really just love eating
and you can eat like 1kg of salad and not feel guilty afterwards
cause its saladÂ
I don't understand Skrillex. just. what.
18th tomorrow night= need to go shopping tomorrow. Logic
January 2012
140 posts
